You might be a nerd if you order books from Amazon and have them sent to your office in fear someone might steal them. Like some mail thief would want my Catholic theology books. Please! They would open the package, see my new Catholic Edition Bible and books about the Gospel of John, then write me a note to tell me that by ordering nerdy products I have protected myself from thievery.

At least, that’s what I picture happening. I appreciate words of affirmation in any manner. ;)